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I need cuddling

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importantbirds:

a cool birb frien posing for the important photos 

Ready a showers showers ready take bathe become spikle brirb

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importantbirds:

try to take pic of birb but GET ATTACK

The way a MAKIN FRENDS

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importantbirds:

Fresh start a day, ready packups ready a schools!  Ples help carry a bagpack 

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fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

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importantbirds:

plz to pay the ATTENSHUN to bird of name Beakface Killa ignore giant pengfren in BG is no import only giev the miLLET plz to IMPORT birb such as self ty.

Pen LOOM a backgroun.  HELLOOM YES BLUR PEN is here.  GIV THE FISHES and MILLEPS FOR A BUDGE

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The worst thing about that post getting notes is that its reached drug and stoner blogs and i am really not comfortable about that oops

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thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

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  1. (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  2. Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  3. Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  4. Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  5. Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  6. Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  7. (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  8. Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  9. Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  10. (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  11. Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  12. Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  13. Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  14. Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  15. (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  16. Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  17. Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  18. Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  19. (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
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n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness)

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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